yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

717

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

how do you lose weight by tomorrow

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing


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